I’ve been doing waaaay to much tracking ya’ll down, folks. I know: first it was the holidays, then it was that January slump, and now that February ratings thing. I understand. Doesn’t leave a lot of room for hiring and then announcing, but its happening. SO, for those who have made changes from the first of the year, and you know who you are, send your news to my email and we’ll get this column as full as ever. firstname.lastname@example.org will work.
Hey, did you hear about the guy, scientist, up in Durham NC who has come up with a caffeinated donut? Yep, according to what I read, one donut will pack the wake-up punch of two cups of coffee. No word on whether the sprinkles will affect that. Bagels with caffeine are also going to become available. This is bad news for everyone in the TV biz who keeps an eye on his or her scales.
Think about this:” As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” ~ Buddy Hackett